Getting lazy much?

Ok, so now I know that toys can be VERYY entertaining and commercials too. But that's only when they're about COOLL TOYSSS. Cool toys for cool kids! I am SOOO gonna exercise my free speech rights! So what do I think is a stupid commercial, slash "invennntionnnn". SNUGGIE.

OMG!

IT'S THE BLANKET WITH SLEEVES!

.... -.-"

It is the SAME THING as wearing a jacket under a blanket. Is that too hard? And then there's toy inventors who pretty much use the same concept as NEOPETS and TAMAGOTCHIS and then just add a pretty design or a "twist" to it. Like putting it in a box instead of like a round shape thingy. Ughhhh, so lammeeee. My heart is breaking from the lameness. And I don't care if I get sued for this or something, but SERIOUSLY, carpet sliders?

They pretty much said in the commercial that it's plastic with straps on. WHO NEEDS TO SLIDE ON CARPETS?!?!

Just wear SOCKS.

Blargleflarg.

Such rip off artists.

So you "toy inventors",

get a real jobbbbb,

and a life.

Hahaha

Laughter goes a long way.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Wooden Swings

I want to burn my memories,
With self pity that glows a faint red,
To be able to go on wooden swings,
and fly off in between forever and eternity,
I would fade away into a distant reality,
Where I can reminisce of genuine laughter,
Where complication was the least of our problems,
and friends really were forever,
With cartwheels in fields of daisies,
We would lie on the grass,
and stare into the pretty nothings of our world,
To be able to go on wooden swings.

Whoazomg.

Whoaaa I haven't posted since Jan 20th. Sorry for all the (somewhat) dedicated readers. I haven't been doing so well. A lot of messed up stuff happened, but whatevers. I'm used to like fxxked up stuff happening to me. But I think what you have to remember is that you have to say to yourself "I don't deserve to punish myself. I refuse to be the person that people pity, and I refuse to be the person that pities herself." So yea. Life goes on right? 

The only thing that irks me is that tomorrow is valentines day. It's single awareness day everyone. Yayyyyy. I mean don't get me wrong, I love my friends, but all the couples are doing SOOO MUCH PDA. (Note: Public Displays of Affection) I mean it's like SCHOOL. Some people are just like so close to crossing the line of Affectionate to Porno. Like get a room! (But I don't suggest that.) Anyways, I wanted to recommend a site to any aspiring poets.

Allpoetry.com

Post work, read others' work, it's a great site! My username is writerintoodeep if you wanna check out like the 2 poems I posted.

I promise to keep you updated.

Blogging comes 1st.

Lol.

Of course.