Vicious Beast XD

It's official. The price of gas is tearing my life apart likea VICIOUS BEAST! Who knew such an inanimate object could be SO beastly? And why? Because of WAR! Jeez dude... this war has been going on since I've learned to be potty trained. WHICH IS A LONG TIME. okay ppl? Can't we all make up and press that ooberly cool button on our MONEY MAKING machine that magically puts old ppl's faces on pieces of paper and give it to everyone to make the world a better smiley place? Wut about the good old days? Like when Bush wasn't president? But those days are over....The gas is causing me to ride THE BUS. Ugh it's so boring. It's like a bunch of old people taking hours to board the bus SAFELY and exit SAFELY. I'm just like standing there like....keep it moving granny. I love the elderly, just not when they use it to their advantage. I bet they're secretly like, hahahha she and the rest of the young(er) people have to wait because of my old moving buttocks. MWAHAHHAHA! If someone doesn't think of that OBVIOUS SOLUTION to our problems, then I'm about to pack my bags and move to Mars. WHAT? THERE'S NO GAS OR WATER?!?!?!?! Hmmm...
Con:
Die from lack of oxygen.
Die from dehydration.
Die from lack of gravity.

Pros:
No crack XD
No worry about gas. ( unless we pollute mars...then it's off to da big cheez )
No worry about contaminated water...hell we don't have to worry bout water at all!
You don't have to worry about the oxygen being dirty....hell we won't have to worry about breathing at all!