Parents.... D; -dies-

The title pretty much says it all.
Parents just make you want to die... from embarrassment of course.
Have your parents ever used coupons to save like 5 cents on something that's like 20 dollars. Well maybe that's just ASIAN parents. And will your parents ever yell loudly " Hey, come here to the BRA SECTION! Oh wait...no...that size is way to small for you, you need something bigger." And then somebody you know walks by and laughs their ass off as soon as you can't see them. The movie Mean Girls might have said joining the mathletes were social suicide, but being in public areas with your parents in general is some serious social suicide. If you're parents insist that they're gonna come with you somewhere, please.... PLEASEEEEEE, you have to BEG for them to NOT. SAY. ANYTHING. Like seriously, haven't your parents ever said stuff like " Heyy look it's your friend! Why don't you say hi to her? I'll just stay over here and you guys can go and 'hang out' or whatever. " And it turns out to be someone you really REALLY REALLY don't like.
Dude.
Are you serious?
Like....
Yea....
Dude...
Are you serious?
I don't really have anything else to say than that....
Well, I gotta go. But seriously, parents should not have the power of free speech. Yeps.