Guys = Girls (Part 2)

Coming back for more?

Yeaaa, I thought so ;)

Okay, moving on to lesson #2

 "Why do girls think I'm conceited just because of what my friend's do?" 

Let's imagine this was happening...

So there's these girls, your guy friend (let's call him Bob), and you. So Bob goes ahead and cracks a joke about some girl's butt being big. Do you think the girl's gonna;

A. Laugh

B. Start crying when you're not looking.

C. Bitch slap you.

Well in some cases, all 3 can happen. She can laugh, then cry when you're not looking, then bitch slap you when she sees you again. Let's just say you're lucky this is a hypothetical case, and that you have my blog to rescue you.

Super girl is here to help of course ;)

So, the girl being all pissed off at Bob's crack (not literally) is going to be pissed at you. Can you not see why? Your choice of friends reflects on you. If your friends are the kind of guys who think the only things in life that are funny are yo mama jokes, than I'd say you'd better consider getting new friends from ebay. And no, you can never get chicks off a site called e-bay-bay. Keep dreaming...and it's still never going to happen. If your friends are intelligent, gorgeous, funny guys, than it looks like you're hanging with the right crew ;) 

Now remember, your choice of friends reflects yourself. So choose wisely. And if you want to keep "Yo Mama's" friends, than just tell them to no talk aloud in public.