Guys = Girls (Part 3)

This lesson is fairly simple, and it's something you probably already know and stuff, but it's something that I can NOT. STRESS. ENOUGH. And that is, that the following will NEVER. be funny (even when you're dateless to prom yet again, atleast you'll understand why.) ;

1. Fat jokes 

2. Jokes about their looks

3. Jokes about their FRIENDS looks

4. Big Butt jokes and

5. Boob jokes

Girls aren't like guys. Guys don't care about what they looks like, they all just stick on a shirt and pants and the next day just spray axe over it and wear it again. Girls spend most of their time thinking about why they think they're not pretty enough...Or why they think they're too fat or too flat, or not flat enough! Girls will just never think those kinds of jokes are funny, because they just aren't! So make sure that you don't:

A. Say jokes like that

B. Don't get mad when the girls get mad at you (because it's your fault!)

C. Tell all your friends those jokes while girls around....(That's gonna be ugly....)

And if one of those jokes happened to "slip out", make sure that you apologize ASAP!

 Good luck out there ;)

-Super girl out.