My List.

Ok, so you know how you always see those lists of what girls what guys to know, and things that guys should do? WELL, I decided to make my OWN list. I mean, I am a blog aren't I? I have to take part in this special rituals ;)

1. Saying something nice will temporarily get you off the hook, but doing something incredibly nice will always get you off the hook.
   
2. Anything you girlfriend tells you, she told YOU. She didn't tell your friends, so why should you?
3. Girls absolutely hate waiting, and the sad thing is, they've probably waited for you to call once before, so just spare them now, and just CALL.
4. It's always nice to call, or email or something once in a while, to show that you care.
5. Although a girl will want to pay half for everything, to her friends, it will always seem like you're a jerk for not paying for her.
6. If you're girlfriend doesn't want to do something, don't push her to do it. 
7. If you're girlfriend tells you, "You don't get it.", than trust me, YOU DON'T GET IT.
8. Girls PMS, and they have shitty days, so get over it. 
9. Girls don't only want to be complimented, why don't you actually DO something to show her how much you love her.
10. Don't act upset or sad around her, you'll down her mood.
11. Don't always push her to do what you want to do, let her be a girl sometimes.
12. If she hit you, she has a good reason.
13. It will NEVER be okay to scoop her. NEVER EVER.
14. Don't make fun of the things she likes. If she likes stupid music, let her like it. 
15. If she isn't comfortable around your friends, don't always have her be around your friends.
16. Don't always ask her to come to you, maybe you should go to her sometimes.
17. Try to be interested in what she's interested in. If she has a soccer game, try and go. 
18. Don't tell her she looks pretty only when she's wearing a dress or something, tell her she looks the best when she feels at the worst.
19. Don't be so uptight and serious around her! Let loose.
20. DON'T SHOW OFF. It's not even worth showing off if she doesn't care.
21. Don't have an ego. Make your girlfriend a top priority, if she's not one she'll know. 
22. Don't even THINK about forgetting her birthday. 
23. Don't get her something stupid for her birthday. Always try to pick up those little things she mentions once. 
24. PAY ATTENTION. Don't wander like an idiot. 
25. Never laugh AT your girlfriend. Trust me, she won't laugh back.
26. If there's an awkward silence, don't wait for her to fill it up. SAY SOMETHING.
27. I love you means so much more when it's in person. Don't wait until you're alone or online to tell her.
28. Girls like to joke around, you'll know when they're serious.
29. Your girlfriend will never enjoy being around your ex girlfriend. Your ex girlfriend is always a hoe. 
30. In a fight, your ex girlfriend will never right. So never defend her.
31. Girls can be mean, but don't tell her that. Telling her she said something mean, will just make her feel really self conscious.
32. Girls will always hear about the things that you told your friends. ALWAYS.
33. Girls want to hear the cute stuff that you would never think about telling them. So just tell them.
34. Don't EVER look in their bags. They have GIRL stuff.
35. Memorize your girlfriend's phone number. 
36. Have a way for your girlfriend to always reach you. Whether it's a phone or something.
37. ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR PHONE. If a girl actually CALLS you and you're NOT there, she won't want to call you again!
38. Plan something sweet everyday. Whether you wrote her a song, or a poem, or you just have something sweet planned, try to do something everyday. She'll love you forever.
39. Don't take a long to answer on a phone or take a long time to REPLY TO AN EMAIL or REPLY TO AN INSTANT MESSAGE.
40. Don't take long showers, or a long time doing anything, because she'll be waiting.
41. I love you too should ALWAYS be the reply to I love you. If you say something like Ok, or Allright, she will MURDER YOU IN HER HEAD.
42. If you think something would embarrass her.... DON'T DO IT DUMBSHIT.
43. Do the stupid silly things with her.
44. Learn to express how you feel about her. Find new wonderful cute things to say to her. You're pretty and awesome get old. 
45. The guys should always lean first. (*cough* You know. LEAN?)
46. If you BOUGHT her something. You BOUGHT it for her. Don't ever EVER even think of saying something like, but remember that time I bought you that sweater?! You owe me now!
47. DON'T ASK GIRLS TO PAY YOU BACK! It's kind of rude. Uhm. Yea. Just rude. Unless it's over like 50 dollars, don't keep reminding her.
48. It might not be her birthday or christmas, and just because you're not rich, doesn't mean that a small present wouldn't be cute right? Like, always pick out the small things she mentions once. Her pencil breaks? GO BUY HER A NEW ONE. : D But ONLY if it's cute. x]
49. Let her diss your friends. BUT THEN DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
50. Never tell a girl that she is taking too long to do something. ESPECIALLY makeup. And don't try to rush her. 
51. Most importantly, when she says goodbye and leaves, she's not just saying goodbye. She's trying to see if you'll come running after her. 

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