Oh geez.

Ok, so the person I thought was absolutely perfect was absolutely NOT. Like isn't is funny how you think you're totally in love with someone until you spend just one day with them, and you're just like oh....oh wow.....oh geez....uhm..yeaaaaaaa. No. Mr. Perfect is such a player. He's like :/ a mini pimp. Needa visual?

Ok.

Picture this : 3 Musketeers bar. Everyone LOVES 3 musketeers bars, and people don't mind sharing 3 musketeers bars, like a pimp. Now picture a mini 3 musketeers bar. Still the same lovable 3 musketeers bar, just mini sized, and just not quite there yet. 

But close.

Now, that's what he's like. He's a mini pimp. Not quite a pimp, but a pimp, except he still has some innocence left. 

Hahahah.

Mini pimps.

Look at what our world is reduced to.

So yea.

I'm once again:

Single and Crushless.

I'm Cringle.

Damn.